September 1, 2010

Man Repeller.

man·re·pell·er1[mahn-ree-peller]

–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:

Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants
Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
Origin:
2009-10; < repellius (ptp. of repellia to eliminate male attention), equiv. to L repel- (s. of repellix) unattractive, celibate, paris fashion week, M.C. Hammer + -repel -ler1



man·re·pell·ant, noun

The Man Repeller is one of my  daily go to reads that I find PRETTY MUCH AMAZING. Hilarious and so true for all of women who love fashion. The type of fashion that men find repulsive! I also love when the Man Repeller does "Guess the Blogger Pose." So so funny!!!  Go over, check it out, be prepared to lol. Then, tell all of your friends about this awesomely funny take at the ridiculousness of fashion that we all love!
(via Man Repeller)

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